i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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