Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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