it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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