But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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