Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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