Hey man sorry I got all grabby
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Randomize
