i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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