Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish i was in the wii world.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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