Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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