normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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