Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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