do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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