Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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