We should be called the Road Head Warriors
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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