Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
They are going to name an STD after you.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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