Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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