Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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