We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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