Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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