the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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