we have officially lost it.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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