wanna go halves on a baby?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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