Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
These tits shall not be calmed
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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