Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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