yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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