I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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