in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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