do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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