I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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