i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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