How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
dude. I can hear the air.
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