Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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