I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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