these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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