Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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