You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
