Who did Billy Mays play for?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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