i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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