I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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