singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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