Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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