Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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