either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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