wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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