just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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