I need help removing her.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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