Banned from zoo.
Again?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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