I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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