so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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