she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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