i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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